A Paris Hilton Cake for Her Jail House Tea

Max, you have missed your calling in life: Shrink to the Stars. First, you diagnose Paris without even talking to her, and then you come up with a “cure” like Paris “rehabilitating her fellow criminals” by teaching them the proper way to conduct a High Tea.

Flaw with your plan, dear. It assumes that Paris herself knows how to lay out a proper Tea. If she did not graduate high school, and she goes around wearing little in the way of clothes, it is unlikely that she bothered to learn how to Preside at Tea. Can’t you imagine Paris, Nicole Ritchie, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears, all in dresses and white gloves, sitting around Paris’ jail cell sipping tea that Paris is pouring from her silver tea service? The conversation? Certainly not of attending the Flower Show next week!

Perfect for that crew is Wild Turkey Bourbon Chocolate Cake.

True, the alcohol disappears when it is cooked, but there is nothing to keep one from sprinkling a little extra over the cake after it cools. If you are a Paris Hilton type, you know that you can’t trust even a well-known brand like Wild Turkey, so you will need to test the bottle before using it. It often takes several drinks to determine if the proof is what the distillery says it is.

For a High Tea, presentation is everything. This cake should be sitting on a tall cut glass cake plate and cut with a silver cake knife. The pieces are supposed to be quite small, although jailhouse gals probably would demand huge pieces, and topped with fresh raspberries.

Erma’s Egg Tip: While cookbooks sometimes remind the cook to have eggs at room temperature before beating, most of us forget to take the eggs out of the fridge long before we begin to bake. So, when you forget, simply place the eggs in a large bowl and run hot water straight out of the tap over them for a few minutes. By the time you have the rest of the ingredients ready to mix, the eggs should be at room temperature.

Not only do room temp eggs whip up much higher, they separate much easier. You don’t believe me? Try separating and beating a cold egg, and then compare it with a room temp egg. You won’t believe the difference.

Wild Turkey Bourbon Chocolate Cake:

2 tablespoons butter
6 ounces chocolate
pinch of salt
8 eggs, separated
3/4 cup of sugar
2 tablespoons sugar
2 cups pecans ground in a nut grater
2 tablespoons Wild Turkey Bourbon
pinch of cream of tartar

Butter and flour a 10-inch cake pan, and preheat the oven to 375 degrees.

In a double broiler, place the butter, chocolate and salt in the bowl and stir until the chocolate melts.

With a stand mixer beat the egg yolks and 3/4 cup of sugar until the mixture is a pale gold color. Stir in the slightly cooled chocolate mixture, the pecans, and the bourbon.

In your large mixer bowl, beat the egg whites and cream of tartar until soft peaks form. Add the 2 tablespoons of sugar and continue beating until the whites are stiff, but not dry.

Fold in with a spatula about a third of the egg whites to lighten the batter. Then fold in the remaining whites until the batter is smooth. Pour into the prepared pan and bake for 45 to 55 minutes. Test the center with a skewer until the skewer comes out clean. Set cake pan on a cooling rack.

After the cake has cooled, unmold the cake and store in a covered cake storage container.

Serve this cake plain with fresh fruit such as peaches, raspberries, or strawberries, or dust with confectioner’s sugar. Or pour over some white chocolate or raspberry syrup. And don’t forget to sprinkle on a bit of extra bourbon.