Yes, Max, I can just see Paris at Summer Camp. Think she would know how to start a fire out in the woods? Or find her way through woods without a path? I don’t think so. Her skimpy shorts are just the thing to wear in tick infested woods.
Frankly, neither Paris nor Nicole Ritchie seem to be the Summer Camp types. I doubt that they went to real camp even as children. I envision both of them as preteens lounging by the pool working on that perfect tan in bathing suits that would make a string bikini blush.
In other words, the same things that they still do today. Relaxing by a private pool and sipping on a tall, cool drink. The drinks would be “girlie” types like what are served at luxury beach resorts. You know, pink, or yellow, or pale green with a fancy stirrer like the tiny umbrellas. Mandarin Orange Beach Cocktail is a perfect example.
One of these and you will be back on the black sand beaches in the Islands. Three of these and you will be in the slammer with Paris on your own DUI.
Mandarin Orange Beach Cocktail:
2 ounces of Absolut Mandrin Vodka
3 fresh strawberries
4 ounces of pink lemonade
1/4 of a fresh lime
2 or 3 sections of Mandarin Oranges–fresh if possible
In a blender, blend the lemonade, strawberries, and the Vodka. Blend until everything is a mush. Pour the Vodka mixture over a glass filled with finely crushed ice made with a ice crusher. Rub the rim of the glass with the lime and then slip the thick slice on the rim as a garnish. Add the Mandarin Orange sections to the drink. Use a fancy island type stirrer. Sip slowly. Then eat the orange sections as a chaser.
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